CORONER ACTIVE
FORENSIC PATHOLOGY // ON-CHAIN

RUGMORTEM

We autopsy dead bags and the brave souls who funded them. Paste any contract, get a verdict that's 90% data, 10% weather report for your portfolio. Example: @RugMortem audit 0x...

[ ☠ CERTIFIED RUG ] [ ⁣ CAUSE: MEV LIQUIDATION ] CONSENT REQUIRED TO ROAST
Summon The Coroner CASE FILE // AUTO-FILL

Tip: pass a contract for a data-backed verdict. Pass a personal wallet and we roast the mindset instead - free to check your P&L, too expensive to look.

// Findings come straight from DexScreener + RugCheck.
// Verdicts here are docile. The Roast Me section below is arming itself.

Roast Me / Voluntary Submission
The Admission Bench CONSENT ON RECORD
Your Verdict // evidence chain sealed
Drop a wallet (or a contract you've touched) and consent to the burn. We can't read your P&L from free APIs, so we roast what you confess plus the unmistakable bravery of volunteering for dissection.
Active Commands
// 01

Roast Me

A consensual autopsy of your own trade. LLM-written, fresh burns only - we don't reuse other people's leftovers.

@RugMortem roast me I bought at the top…
// 02

Audit Contract

A sarcastic-but-factual risk report from live chain data. We read the receipts so you don't have to.

@RugMortem audit 0x0000…
// 03

Autopsy Report

The official coroner file: holders, liquidity, lock, time of death. Flattery costs extra.

@RugMortem autopsy SO7q…
Evidence Streaming
[ CORONER ] ACTIVE // awaited summon … no deceased reported